Anonymous Blonde
Blogging ?

I haven’t decided if I like this whole blogging thing or not. Then again, I’m not sure how it works.

  • Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger’s website to set the lesser blogger’s ego into orbit.
  • If minds had anuses, blogging would be what your mind would do when it had to take a dump.
  • Short for weblog.
    A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as “homework sucks” and “I slept until noon today.”
  • a place where people bitch about their daily activities which nobody is interested in. topics like why they argue with boyfriend and how they end up together at last, daily aneroxic activities like drinking blended organic fruits and vegetable for breakfast, lunch and dinner, talking about cutting themselves with a razor blade and how good they felt, bitch about their shopping activities and what they got.
         -Sample of a blog entry:
    Today i argued with my babypooh, he got mad a me just because justin asked me out for lunch, he ended up ignoring me and not calling me. i don’t know what i’ve done wrong and why am i crying over it right now. it’s just stupid, he’s not the man that he used to be, i still remember how he treats me when we first started, it was all so nice and perfect. but now, we’re like arguing over small matters almost every week. i don’t think i can take this anymore, i’m just tired of this relationship.

People always put blogging down. I don’t think anyone will read my blog, so I think it’s alright. I’m not going for “coolness points.” I hate sympathy. People just need to suck it up.

BTW- I got these definitions at this website called

www.urbandictionary.com

It’s pretty much awesome & hilarious ! (: